Drunk Driver – Busted!
Let me just say drinking and driving is stupid and not even funny at all. If you drink and drive you need to go to jail! No ifs ands or buts.
That being said, why do 9 out of 10 male drunk drivers have to be shirtless? Come on, put a friggin shirt on people. No one wants to see your fat, shirtless, hairy back stumbling around while you fail your field sobriety test.
El – Charly
Which took longer, making the sign or putting it up? Is that crayon smears??
Uncle Wiggily Plays Indian Hunter – What??
Uncle Wiggily? This is a weird looking little book. I don’t really have anything smart to say about this one as I think it speaks for itself.
Cat Fight! What Cat Fight?
When confronted regarding their little battle royal in a box upon the counter, all I got was the “What, we ain’t doing nottin!” look.
Absolutely No Trespassing After 9 – But…
What This Means: “They allow absolutely no trespassing after 9. Before 9, just a little!”
Redneck Parking Over Here –>
If you get offended by this photo you most likely are a redneck.
We’re just saying!
Have You Seen My Duckie?
Rocco is heart broken about not having his rubber duckie, but I’m more concerned with what happened to his legs!
Art – Not Sure What They Are Doing???
I’m no art critic, but what the flip is this and what does it have to do with a fire house? It looks like a bird that’s had its wings ripped off and put back on the wrong side, all the while it has some crazy jagged metal pole crammed up you know where and a fish trying to jump out of its mouth.
Crashing Your Car – Doing It Very Well!
Her Thoughts: “I don’t care what you say, I’m not picking it up.”
Land Of The Free – Only $7.99
The land of the free is actually pretty cheap. Only $7.99! Now that I think of it, I guess that means that it really isn’t the Land of the Free, it’s the land of the Cheap.