Getting Tickets Sucks, So Don’t Ram Someone!
Getting pulled over and ticked sucks. For this guy a good way to avoid getting ticketed is to not ram someone!
Busted – Fender Bender!
Ramming into a car while only a few feet away from a cop is a really bad idea. The good news is that the lady you rammed is wearing skin tight Daisy Dukes, working girl heels and a tube top so the chances are the cop isn’t going to pay too much attention to what you are doing anyway!
Drunk Driver – Busted!
Let me just say drinking and driving is stupid and not even funny at all. If you drink and drive you need to go to jail! No ifs ands or buts.
That being said, why do 9 out of 10 male drunk drivers have to be shirtless? Come on, put a friggin shirt on people. No one wants to see your fat, shirtless, hairy back stumbling around while you fail your field sobriety test.
Trucker – Right Turn, Doing It Way Wrong!
Driver Speaking To Police Officer: “Oh, so you are saying that it is illegal to take a right turn across 4 lanes of traffic and try to plow through a guardrail?”
Busted – Can You Walk The Line?
Just another day and another field sobriety test.
Busted On 05-23-09
Sucks to be them right now!